Dear Barry, Dreadfully sorry old chum

Dear Barry,

Dreadfully sorry old chum but we’ve had a spot of the old bother over here. The leader of the opposition seems to have bee in his bonnet about legality and all that… 

Well, I’m afraid we had a bit of a vote… Anyway, the upshot is we won’t actually be joining you for a bit of the old bombing on Syria. I know, extremely sorry and all. Was looking forward to it. Bit of a pisser actually.

Don’t worry too much though. Momentary blip. I’m sure we’ll join you for the next one.

Love to Michelle and the kids. 
Chin chin. 
Yours, Dave.

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